So for my brothers upcoming 25th birthday id like to do something special for him. Since the only thing special that comes with turning 25 is you can rent a car, i want to do something that he'll keep forever. I commissioned a painting of him as a Fabio-esq, chinstrap bearded, football throwing centaur. We call him Uncle Rico cause hes always reliving his football glory days, so i want this magnificent man horse hybrid hurling a pig skin over a quarter mile like its back in '82. the only catch is its $700. I do love him, in only a slightly homosexual manner, but I'm not swimming in cash, so who better to turn to then strangers on the internet?! I just want to make his birthday so great even tony the tiger would be like "holy shit dude, nice fucking gift" 

Thank you for your time, kind strangers.